Being of course the total nerd that I am, I had one too many glasses of sparkling wine and decided it was a good idea to read this paper by Donald C. Hodges on Plato's Republic while I was in this Bacchanalian state. Next thing I knew, I was on Amazon buying books left and right by authors like Hodges and Chomsky before I realized I was racking up a 300 dollar bill on my post-Christmas budget and was thinking that I could simply charge all of this on my credit card and not worry about it until next month. Luckily I came to my senses and closed the browser before I hit the "Process Order" button.
Moral of the story: When you're drinking, don't read papers that analyses post-capitalist societies: Just go out and get a life. However, I do feel confident that most people don't have this problem...
Me: Can you take a quick look at the painting? Dan: What for? Me: To critique it. Dan: I don't know how to do that. It looks good though. Me: No, I mean critiques like, does the birds look real, not real, cheesy, etc. Dan: ... You want me to tell you what looks realistic on an apocalyptic painting depicting a phoenix flying out into space from a shattered earth with a bunch of origami birds flying alongside it?